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The Fifth Column

The Fifth Column

State of the Union Post-Mortem with Senator Elissa Slotkin (D-MI) - #546

Feb 26, 2026 · 1h 54m

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-Matt Welch’s Caribbean identity crisis at Da Pig Beach -The State of the Union aka a two-hour hostage note -A greatest hits, lowest lights compilation for President Camacho -The futility of “speeching” your way through a math-defying approval rating -You can’t talk your way through a 38% approval rating -Let the hockey boys drink -Dan Crenshaw is allowed to be mad -The RNC’s new guard of real fucking bozos and sycophantic dick-tots -JD Vance as anti-corruption czar and populist beard for the crypto-regime -Tariffs and The Gilded Age corruption engine, now with “ballroom fund” exclusions -Drug prices are down 600%,….so do you owe me money? -Moynihan screaming drug questions at his glitching…